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Unplug the Electric Squid!
I am a tactical genius
Created on 2003-07-10 14:51:01 (#1173930), last updated 2008-07-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Lance |
|---|---|
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
Bio"It's not safe to get hurt anymore." -Machs!
Dramatis Personae
THE PEOPLES ARMY:
-Myself, the dashing hero, called the Silver Bullet by his enemies
-Machs!, the brains of the operation
-Nik, insect collector extordinaire
-Stefan, who eats the Sandwich. Or should I say, Naomiwich?!
THE MAXI-PADETTES:
-Naomi, who makes the sandwiches
-Emily, aka "Emilysex", Naomi's better half
-Jen, aka "Jencest", Naomi's other better half
-Kristina, Nik's woman-ho
THE OTHERS:
-Christy, tired of being mysterious. Also, sexy.
-SteveO, currently addicted to the World of Warcraft
-Eliot, the mexican, lives with SteveO
-"The Pimp Jonny", my dad
-Ray, who's not Jail Bait anymore. Watch out,ladies lesbians!!
-Holly, ze little chef
-Bill Adama, who you don't frak with
-Jonathan & Beca, jew and vegetarian
-ciL, OMG ART
-Nate, that scofflaw and recovering alcoholic
-Beth's, where I never go anymore :(
-Skittles, internet acquaintence of many years
-Ally, the Psycho Bitch
-Scott, who built a damn robot!
-Lasers, they go pew-pew
-Sarah, who has claimed to be the best person evar
-Ray Parker Jr., bustin' makes him feel good
-Micah?
-Rose needs to stop mollesting me
-Zounds! It's Marshal!
-Derek, who wants to take girls to the gay bar
-Keely, artist and captain of the drinking brigade
-Tim, who's kung fu is best
-Henry, the guy on the couch
-Lewis, I still don't know where to find him
-Agustus Zodiac, kingpin of illegal underground bearfights
-GOONS
THE UNIMPORTANTS:
-Elly
-Chase
-Trabant
-Zach
-Blair
-Blake
-Jessy
-Jack
-The Bosnian
-Kung Fu Frank
-Rocket Boots
-And many, many others...
-Oh, and the dead gopher
Dramatis Personae
THE PEOPLES ARMY:
-Myself, the dashing hero, called the Silver Bullet by his enemies
-Machs!, the brains of the operation
-Nik, insect collector extordinaire
-Stefan, who eats the Sandwich. Or should I say, Naomiwich?!
THE MAXI-PADETTES:
-Naomi, who makes the sandwiches
-Emily, aka "Emilysex", Naomi's better half
-Jen, aka "Jencest", Naomi's other better half
-Kristina, Nik's woman-ho
THE OTHERS:
-Christy, tired of being mysterious. Also, sexy.
-SteveO, currently addicted to the World of Warcraft
-Eliot, the mexican, lives with SteveO
-"The Pimp Jonny", my dad
-Ray, who's not Jail Bait anymore. Watch out,
-Holly, ze little chef
-Bill Adama, who you don't frak with
-Jonathan & Beca, jew and vegetarian
-ciL, OMG ART
-Nate, that scofflaw and recovering alcoholic
-Beth's, where I never go anymore :(
-Skittles, internet acquaintence of many years
-Ally, the Psycho Bitch
-Scott, who built a damn robot!
-Lasers, they go pew-pew
-Sarah, who has claimed to be the best person evar
-Ray Parker Jr., bustin' makes him feel good
-Micah?
-Rose needs to stop mollesting me
-Zounds! It's Marshal!
-Derek, who wants to take girls to the gay bar
-Keely, artist and captain of the drinking brigade
-Tim, who's kung fu is best
-Henry, the guy on the couch
-Lewis, I still don't know where to find him
-Agustus Zodiac, kingpin of illegal underground bearfights
-GOONS
THE UNIMPORTANTS:
-Elly
-Chase
-Trabant
-Zach
-Blair
-Blake
-Jessy
-Jack
-The Bosnian
-Kung Fu Frank
-Rocket Boots
-And many, many others...
-Oh, and the dead gopher
ConnectInterests (134):
aa meetings, abba, absinthe, alter egos, anything with leather, aviator sunglasses, badgers, batman, bawls mints, bearfights, beating snake eater, being hax0r'd, belted sweaters, bess, boobies, borange, broken cell phones, butane, cars, cats, chicken, chicks who dig unix, cowboy bebop, cowboys, crying while masturbating, daggers, dead gopher, dirks, disney characters committing suicide, dodge chargers, dogs of war, drinking heavily, electric guitar weaponry, eyeballs, f-15s, feathered boas, fighting, fire, friends with benefits, fuck tha police, fuckin' up my christmas, german weapons of war, gettin' out of dodge, ghostbustin, godzilla, groton, grrm, headphones, hellsing, here comes the thnickaman!, history, hobo-hootch, holly holly holly, hot engineer chicks, immunity to fire, isaac hayes, john kerrys failed campaign, knives, konichi wa bitches, laserakistan, lasers, liquor, littlefinger, looking good in suits, m1 garand, man-sex, matches, mauser k98, mixing drinks, more cowbell, morpheus, music, musicals, my arch nemesis, n.w.a., nate, navsubscol, nay-nay, ned stark, ninjas, open mic night, open micah night, pandas, pandasturbation, penny-arcade, people who are pirates, people who like pirates, pipe tobacco, pirates, queen, queen anne, ramen, reading, reading classics, reading new books, reading old books, revolvers, robot house, roy mustang, rumors on the internets, s'up, sais, serenity, setting things aflame, sex with nate, single action army, snowboarding, stealing everything i can, submarines, suck my glock, suits, sunglasses, swords, tevye, the air force, the bomb, the closet, the internet pipe, the late lord frey, the maxi-pad, the navy, the paris gun, the song afternoon delight, the wu-tang clan, tim, tomahawk missiles, trabant, tradition!!!, transformers, valar morghulis, video games, world of warcraft, zippos, zounds! it's marshal!
External Services:
 | lancemcdire@livejournal.com | |
 | LanceKensington |  |
Schools:
New Options Middle School - Seattle, WA (1996 - 1999)Ballard High School - Seattle, WA (1999 - 2003)
Seattle Central Community College - Seattle, WA (2004 - 2005)
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